Roasted At A Barbeque

| IA, USA | Dating, LGBTQ

(We are at a backyard cookout. The hosts are a girl and her transgendered boyfriend.)

Boyfriend: “What are you doing?”

Girlfriend: “I’m eating a hot dog. I like them, and God knows you don’t give me any.

Everyone Else: “Ooooh!”

Boyfriend: “What are you talking about? I’ve got three upstairs.”

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