At Least He Doesn’t Have Five O’Clock Shadows

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(Until he got a haircut a few days ago, my husband was starting to resemble the Centauri alien race from the TV show ‘Babylon 5,’ especially first thing in the morning when his hair stuck straight up.)

Husband: “Thank God it’s Friday!”

Me: “The first thing that came to mind was ‘Thank the great maker!'”

Husband: “Hey, come on! I got a haircut!”

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