Ah, Mothers, Part 3

| Morristown, TN, USA | Engaged, Family/Kids

(A customer comes in with a friend to translate for her, since she does not speak very good English.)

Me: “Hello, how may I help you today?”

Customer: “Hello. You remember me?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I don’t. I see a lot of people every day.”

Customer: “Well, you remember my daughter, right?”

Me: “No, I don’t…sorry. Is she with you?”

Customer: “No, but you two would look good together!”

Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, but I’m engaged.”

Customer: “You gay? I sorry! Sorry!”

Customer’s friend: *translating* “No, he said engaged.”

Customer: “Oh, you getting married. Well she no care if you married. She very pretty, and tall!”

Also seen on: Not Always Right

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