(Note: I was one of the quickest and most efficient cashiers at my store, and often received positive comments about this from the customers.)
Wife: “My, you’re just whizzing along! I can’t believe how fast you are!”
Husband: “Didn’t you know? That’s the store’s new policy. They only hire fast women.”
Me: *chuckles good-naturedly*
Wife: “Don’t mind my husband. We only let him out on weekends.”
Also seen on: Not Always Right.