And I Am The Egg-Man

| NC, USA | Engaged

(My fiancé and I are drinking on a Friday night. He puts a pair of chopsticks in his mouth.)

Me: *takes the chopsticks from his mouth* “You’re drunk and that is a bad idea.”

Fiancé: *heartbroken* “But… I’m a walrus…”

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