Approaching The Dawn Of Awkwardness, Part 2

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(My wife has a little problem with being far too casual about giving away too much information. We are playing a board game at a friend’s house that has small models to represent each players character.)

Friend 1: “Hey, I just noticed that my character is left-handed!”

(Everyone around the table starts miming imaginary weapons to see if this is true for them too.)

Friend 1: “I am too! That’s really going to mess me up.”

Me: “That doesn’t necessarily make you a leftie. Everyone has something they do with their off-hand.”

Wife: “That’s true! I wipe left-handed!”

Everyone: *stunned silence*

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