Baby, You’re My Number One

| Pocatello, ID, USA | Family/Kids, Marriage & Partners

(I’m 22 weeks pregnant with a baby girl that we have decided to name Persephone, the Greek Goddess of Spring.)

Me: *sneeze* “Dang it!”

Husband: “Did you pee yourself again?”

Me: “No, you daughter made me do it.”

Husband: “Aww, well she is the Goddess of Spring.”

Me: “What?”

Husband: “She just wanted to water your bush.”

Me: *pause* “I can’t believe you just said that!” *starts to giggle*

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