Behavior Fit For A Queen

| Tulsa, OK, USA | Marriage & Partners

(I am a sleep talker. I only know about this because my husband tells me the next morning. We have both gone to bed. He startles awake to me shouting.)

Me: “Are you the queen?!”

Husband: “…No?”

Me: “Then you don’t get to make the rules!”

(I promptly rolled over and didn’t say another word.)

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