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25 Absolutely Awful Things To Say On First Dates


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1. “Don’t you just LOVE Trump?!”
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2. “Can we eat quicker? My parole officer doesn’t like it when I’m out late.”
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3. “Let’s talk about Jesus!”
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4. “What level are you on World Of Warcraft?”
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5. “You have such nice skin; I wish I could just wear it…”
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6. “Are you sure you want to order dessert?”
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7. “I already have our kids’ names picked out.”
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8. “I need to call my mom and tell her how well this date is going!”
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9. “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
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10. “Wasn’t Star Wars that thing about that guy with the pointy ears? What was his name, Speck?”
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11. “In how many ways are you already disappointed?”
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12. “Guess how many cats I have? I’ll give you a hint; it rhymes with Dwelve.”
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13. “Don’t worry, I can drink wine tonight! I skipped my meds!”
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14. “Are you SURE you’re a Virgo?”
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15. “The voices in my head like you.” / 16. “The voices in my head don’t like you.”
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17. “You’re very brave to be wearing that tonight!”
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18. “My mom was wrong about you.”
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19. “I know all the words to Gangnam Style!”
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20. “I haven’t had any new restraining orders this year!”
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21. “I’m so happy they republished Mein Kampf!”
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22. “I just figured out why you’re single.”
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23. “I’m not racist, but…”
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24. “I thought Schindler’s List was just hilarious!”
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25. “I love you!”
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