Category: Flirting/How We Met

God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool. – Victor Hugo

I Love You Tso Much

| Waterloo, ON, Canada | Flirting/How We Met, Popular

(I had gone to lunch with some friends one day before class. I was talking with one of those friends after class.)

Friend: “So what did you think of the Chinese place we went to for lunch?”

Me: “It was all right. I like [Other Chinese Restaurant] better, though.”

Friend: “That’s just because we went there so often in high school.”

Me: “Well, yes, but it’s not just that. Their sweet and sour chicken is better. Their General Tso chicken was better.”

Friend: “Okay, that’s not fair! You were thinking about the other restaurant while you were eating there! You were cheating on the restaurant!”

Me: “Cheating on the restaurant? When was I in a relationship with the restaurant?”

Friend: “Don’t deny it! You saw the way that waiter looked at you! He knew!”

Another Kind Of Human

| USA | Flirting/How We Met, Popular

(It has been a long day at work and I am relaxing alone at a bar when a man approaches me.)

Man: “Hi, I’m taking a class about human behavior and I’m doing a study about the correlation between numbers and people. Can you write down some 10 random numbers for me?”

Me: “Um, sure.” *he hands me a paper and pen and I do so*

Man: “Thanks!” *I watch him go back to his table and hear him say* “I told you I could get her number! You owe me $10!”

(We ended up going out after that!)

What A Son Of A Snitch

| USA | Flirting/How We Met, Popular

(I am wearing a Gryffindor scarf, and a boy approaches me.)

Boy: “Hey, would you like to slytherin to bed with me tonight?”

Me: “Oh, do you like Harry Potter?”

Boy: “Sure, I love the two houses and all.”

Me: “Two houses? You know there are four, right?”

Boy: “Really? Okay, I’ll admit it; I just wanted to get into your chamber of secrets!”

Pretty Clear What He’s Up To

| MI, USA | Flirting/How We Met

(I am female and work audit shifts, and usually the only people who call me are other hotels or guests trying to figure out where we are.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Hotel, City]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?”

Caller: “Yeah, is this the pretty one?”

Me: “That depends what you mean by ‘pretty,’ sir.”

Caller: “I like that. I like your voice, too.”

Me: “That’s… nice of you to say?”

Caller: “You’re welcome. I thought you’d be pretty, since you have a pretty voice.”

Me: “Sir, do you have any questions about staying at my hotel, or can I hang up now?”

Caller: “…” *click*

Me: “That’s what I thought.”

Your Days As A Regular Are Numbered

| OR, USA | Flirting/How We Met, Popular

(I am sitting in the living room when my roommate gets home. I knew he’d dropped by a nearby coffee shop on his way home because he’d texted me to see if I wanted anything.)

Roommate: “The barista just gave me her phone number”

Me: “What?!”

Roommate: “Yeah, see?” *shows me a napkin with the barista’s name and phone number on it*

Me: “Congratulations!”

Roommate: “No! You don’t understand, I can never go back there. It would be too awkward!”

(True enough, he hasn’t been back to that particular coffee shop in three months, and I don’t think he ever called her.)

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