Category: Marriage & Partners

Love is blind, but marriage is the eye-opener.

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Best Just To Leave It

| Brisbane, QLD, Australia | Marriage & Partners, Popular

(My husband and I are trying to conceive, but it should be noted that due to multiple factors we don’t sleep in the same room (yep, we are weird). This conversation happens late at night after sex.)

Husband: “I won’t stay long. I am really tired.”

Me: “Oh, great, so you’re going to impregnate me and leave me?”

Husband: “You’d probably actually get pregnant that way. Isn’t that how it always works? The guy leaves and the chick ends up pregnant.”

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Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 63

| USA | Marriage & Partners, Zombies

(My partner and I are in a long-distance relationship, and are chatting over text.)

Me: “What would you do if I was bitten by a zombie?”

Partner: “Feed you my enemies’ brains.”

Me: “Okay, then…”

Partner: *starts petting me* “My pet zombie…”

Related:
Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 62
Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 61
Until Undeath Do Us Part, Part 60

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And It’s You Again!

| Umeå, Sweden | Marriage & Partners, Popular

(My husband can be a bit clueless at times. Currently he is sitting in the living room browsing on his phone, while I am in the bathroom getting ready for bed.)

Husband: “That is freaky!”

Me: “What?”

Husband: “Are you done in there or still on the toilet?”

Me: “Uh, just wiping… ”

Husband: “Okay, when you get in bed, check the first story on Not Always Related.”

(Once in bed I pull up the site and the first story that shows up is this one.)

Me: “Yeah, what’s freaky about it?”

Husband: “That could have been us! It’s even in Sweden!”

Me: “Uh, yeah… did you check where in Sweden?”

Husband: “Somewhere down south?”

Me: “Mhm, check again.”

(The location in that story is a very tiny village with only a couple of households, my grandparents being one of them.)

Husband: “Ooooh… it is us!”

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