Darth Nauseous

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(I am pregnant with our second child. My husband is wonderful, waiting on me hand and foot while taking care of our daughter. He takes all of my abuse when I am nauseous and cranky. I am still at work because of computer problems, and he instant messages me.)

Husband: “I love you.”

Me: “I hate you because I feel nauseous, and because you are a computer person. I hate computer people right now. Everything is so slow and stupid.”

Husband: “Okay. I will be the surrogate. Let your hatred of computer guys flow through you. Embrace the true power of the dork side!”

(My husband passed away in September, and it’s because of moments like this that I miss him.)

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