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A Soft Spot For Her

| Canada | Dating

(I’m watching a movie with my boyfriend. He has his head on my stomach so we can both lie on the couch together. I look down at my stomach and make a face.)

Me: “Bleh, I need to lose this flab.”

Boyfriend: *in the tone a petulant child* “No!”

Me: “Did you just tell me no?”

Boyfriend: *wraps his arms around my belly and growls* “My pillow.”

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No Longer Aware Of The Present(s)

| Chicago, IL, USA | Marriage & Partners, Theme Of The Month

(My wife and I have gone shopping for the holidays. One of the gifts we bought is for her elderly mother, who lives with us. However, we don’t plan on giving it to her until her birthday in March. My wife leaves the gift sitting out. I ask her about it.)

Me: “Aren’t you worried your mom will see that sitting there?”

Wife: “Oh, I already told her that I bought it so she won’t ask anyone else for one.”

Me: “Okay. But you’re not going to give it to her until her birthday, right?”

Wife: “Right. She probably will have forgotten about it by then.”

Me: “You see the flaw in your logic. Don’t you?”