Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 2

| Dating

(My boyfriend and I are talking one night.)

Me: “I love you!”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”

Me: “How much?”

Boyfriend: “The highest value a super computer can compute for a function with a vertical asymptote.”

Me: “Erm. Thanks?”

Dating Sheldon Cooper

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