Dr. Evil And Son

| TX, USA | Dating, Family/Kids

(While on the phone with a friend, my boyfriend ends up talking to his friend’s three year old son.)

Boyfriend: *in a fake German super-villain-sequence accent* “Well, hello little one! Soon your father’s evil plans will be complete. And then you will be prepared to rule the world!” *finishes phone call and says bye to his friend*

Me: “Are you going to talk to our kids like that?”

Boyfriend: “Duh! F*** yes!”

Me: “Excellent!”

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