Enough To Give Pregnant Pause

| USA | Dating

(I’m hanging out with my boyfriend and his friend. His friend is talking about a girl that he’s expressed interest in, and just told us that she is also pregnant.)

Friend: “I don’t know. I’d just feel weird. I don’t want to, like, stab it or something.”

Boyfriend: “Or get her ‘double pregnant’.”

Me: “… I don’t you think you guys know anything about women.”

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