Fathers Just Have To Be Told Straight

| Family/Kids, LGBTQ

(I’m a straight female, but my friend is lesbian. This is the first time I’ve met her dad.)

Friend’s dad: “You’re a very sweet girl. My daughter is lucky to have you. You’ll make a great couple.”

(I am dumbfounded.)

Friend: “Dad! I told you she was just a friend!”

Friend’s dad: “Oh, darn. But you looked way too chummy to be just friends.”

Friend: “Unlike males, girls can be that chummy and just be friends.”

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