It Finally Didn’t Click

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(I’m talking to my husband about bills. It’s worth noting that while we both were born blond and have changed hair color, I’m the one who is the ‘dumb blond.’ I have a pen in my hand, and I’m clicking it.)

Me: “They should make non-clickable pens.”

Husband: “…dear.”

Me: “What? They should!”

Husband: *he starts laughing* “Look on the other side of your hands.”

(I did, and to my embarrassment, there was an entire package of normal pens… that don’t click. He puts up with this every day.)

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