Gross-ery Shopping

| New York, NY, USA | Flirting, Top

(My boyfriend and I are at a convenience store late at night. We’re holding hands while we stand in line, and when we get up to the cash register, I let go and hand the cashier our purchase.)

Cashier: “It’s awfully late for a pretty lady like you to be out shopping.”

Me: “Uh… yeah, I guess.”

Cashier: “Your total comes to [total].”

(The cashier leans across the counter.)

Cashier: *whispering loudly* “My shift ends in ten minutes. What do you say I buy you a drink?”

Me: *paying as quickly as possible* “Um, no thanks!”

Cashier: “C’mon, baby! If you just give me your number, I’ll give you this stuff for free!”

Boyfriend: “Seriously, dude?”

(We are buying condoms. Some people can’t take a hint.)

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