Guilty Of Perpetrating A Prank

| Arnolds Park, IA, USA | Marriage & Partners, Top

(I have just been in a minor car accident and am on the phone with the local police department.)

Me: “Hi. I’ve just been rear-ended and need someone to come fill out an accident report.”

Officer: “Really? No, you weren’t.”

Me: “Um…yes…I was.”

Officer: “No…you weren’t.”

Me: “Yes…I was.”

(This back and forth continues for a bit.)

Officer: “Wait. What was your name?”

Me: *states name*

Officer: “Oh, my god! I’m so sorry! I thought you were my wife prank calling me! Someone will be right out!

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