He Drives Her Nuts

| Davenport, IA, USA | Dating

(I am taking orders at the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant.)

Me: Hi, welcome to [fast food]. Can I help you?

Male Driver: “I’d like to get a fudge sundae, but I don’t need the nuts…”

Me: “Alright.”

Male Driver: “…cause, I already got them!”

(Suddenly, I hear a loud smack in the background.)

Male Driver’s Presumed Girlfriend: “Shut the f*** up! Thank you!”

Me: *trying to stifle laughter* “That’s going to be $1.38 at your first window. Thank you.”

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