He’s Talking Crap

| Dating

(Facebook has just introduced a ridiculous feature in which you can make a ‘poop’ graphic appear. My boyfriend has discovered this and is incredibly amused. We are private messaging over Facebook.)

Me: “I love you!”

Boyfriend: “I love you!”

Me: “I do believe I would rather enjoy engaging in intercourse with you at this moment.”

Boyfriend: “Hey, look at this!” :poop:

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