His Plans To Be Boss Face A Future Bump

| ON, Canada | Family/Kids, Marriage & Partners

(My husband and I have been trying to have a baby. While I am making dinner, my husband comes up and hugs me from behind. Suddenly he starts tapping on my stomach.)

Husband: “Knock knock. Anybody home?”

Me: “What are you doing?”

Husband: “I just want them to know that I’m the boss, and that what I say goes.”

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