Home Is Where The Freudian Slip Is

| ON, Canada | Boyfriend/Girlfriend

(My boyfriend and I have just spent New Year’s Eve together with my family. It’s about one am, and he’s heading out to his car. As always, I’m walking him out and seeing him off.)

Me: “Thanks for coming tonight, babe. I love you!”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too!”

Me: “Get home safely!”

Boyfriend: “You, too!”

Me: *laughing* “Really, love?”

Boyfriend: “Wait, what?”

Me: “I said get home safely, and you responded with, ‘you, too.’”

Boyfriend: “Oh… well, it’s a treacherous 50 feet to your front door. That’s all I’m saying!”

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