Hope He Never Goes To Arkansas

| LA, USA | Marriage & Partners

(My husband is talking about people and places.)

Me: “Where did you say they were?”

Husband: “Kentuckit.”

Me: “Kentuckit? Where’s that?”

Husband: “Some town, I think. Kentuckit.”

Me: “Kentuckit. Do you mean Kentucky?”

Husband: “No, Kentuckit. C-O-N…” *holds hands up like a triangle*

Me: “Connecticut?”


Husband: “Shut up.”

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