I Ain’t No Old Digger

| Australia | Family/Kids, Golden Years

(I’m at a mall an I am watching the kids with Santa. A girl of about 5 comes up.)

Girl: “I want a boyfriend for Christmas.”

Santa: “Oh, really? Well, all the boys that asked for a girlfriend are all much older than you.”

Girl: “That’s exactly what I want.” *jumps up and down* “I want someone as old as my grandpa!”

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