I Know Kung Poo

| Dating

(My boyfriend and I are watching TV on his computer. He shifts over to my side of the bed to fart.)

Me: “Why?! Why would you do this?!”

(My boyfriend is laughing too hard to respond.)

Me: “When you’re asleep in the middle of the night, I should roll over and fart on you!”

Boyfriend: *completely serious* “Don’t fart what you can’t finish.”

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