I Love You, Just Not All Of You

| Marriage & Partners

Husband: “I love every part of you… except your rectum.”

Me: “Well, I don’t think you’d love me very much if I didn’t have a rectum.”

Husband: “That’s true. I appreciate your rectum. No. I… acknowledge your rectum.”

Me: “…Thanks?”

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