Lack Of Romance Is Of Grave Concern

| Charleston, WV, USA | Golden Years, Marriage & Partners

(My grandfather is notoriously frugal and practical. Romance is simply not part of his character. One year, he buys two cemetery plots for himself and my grandmother, and ‘gives’ them to her for Christmas. The next Christmas, there is no gift for her at all.)

Grandmother: “You didn’t buy me a Christmas present?”

Grandfather: “Well, you haven’t even used the gift I gave you last year yet!”

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