Lack Of Romance Is Of Grave Concern

| Golden Years, Marriage & Partners

(My grandfather is notoriously frugal and practical. Romance is simply not part of his character. One year, he buys two cemetery plots for himself and my grandmother, and ‘gives’ them to her for Christmas. The next Christmas, there is no gift for her at all.)

Grandmother: “You didn’t buy me a Christmas present?”

Grandfather: “Well, you haven’t even used the gift I gave you last year yet!”

1 Thumbs

Similar Stories

Making The Logical Jump (My toddler is watching WALL-E, and we've just watched the scene where they
The Tunnel Is A No-Rainer (My wife and I are driving. She is extremely smart, but has REALLY dumb...
A Creepy And Kooky Date Me: "So, I just want to give you some perspective on the likes I've received on my pictures so far."
Support Me Or My Weight, But Not Both (My husband and I are shopping for a cheap sling back chair that I need to take to a meeting for...