Lapping Up The Attention

| Flirting, Golden Years

(A passenger stands up to offer an old man a seat.)

Old man: “Nah, just give it to that pretty young lady over there!”

Girl: “Oh, it’s okay, you can have it.”

Old man: “Are you sure? Okay.”

(He sits down.)

Old man: “Hey, about sitting here on my knees instead?!”

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