Married To Sheldon Cooper

| Calgary, AB, Canada | Marriage & Partners

(My wife and I are discussing several people we know who have left their spouses in the last few weeks. My wife is also a biologist.)

Wife: “Does it worry you that all these people are splitting up?”

Me: “Of course not, you’re my lobster.”

Wife: “Huh?”

Me: “It’s from ‘Friends’. Phoebe says that lobsters mate for life.”

Wife: “Well, I find that highly unlikely! They have the most rudimentary brains! They can’t recognize individuals! They don’t know who they’re mating with!”

Related:
Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 4
Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 3
Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 2
Dating Sheldon Cooper

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