Mass Affection

| NM, USA | Engaged

(My fiancée and I are discussing dinner plans over instant message.)

Fiancée: “I can put something together for dinner then. I only want to go out if you want to romance me. Like a Bioware character, but with less angst.”

Me: “Um… I am actually in the middle of doing something.”

Fiancée: “I will present you with a dialog wheel.”

Me: “Uh… I should go.”

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