May The Compliments Be Ever In Your Favor

| MI, USA | Dating

(My boyfriend is doing his best to compliment me, and I am doing my best to foil his efforts.)

Boyfriend: “You know who you look like? The girl who plays Katniss from The Hunger Games. But prettier.”

Me: “She’s blonde in real life, you know.”

Boyfriend: “Wow. She’s a lot less pretty now. You’re way prettier than her.”

Me: “Thanks, honey.”

Boyfriend: “I love you.”

Me: “I love you, even if you look nothing like Katniss.”

Boyfriend: “Um, thank you?”

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