Might Have To Pay Through The Nose

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(I’m in the back room when my wife comes in.)

Wife: “Hey. I’ve got good news for you.”

Me: “Oh?”

Wife: “You know that little gnat that has been flying around in the living room?”

Me: “Yah?”

Wife: “Well, it went up my nose and I think it’s dead. But we’ll know if it flies out at supper.”

Me: “Oh, my.”

Wife: “I’ve a little ticklish feeling in my throat now.”

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