My Cup And My Joe

| Marriage & Partners

Me: “Do you have a rewards card?”

Customer: “Yes!” *gives email* “That’s my husband’s email.”

Me: “Oh, lots of people share accounts, it’s okay. It helps you get rewards faster.”

Customer: “My husband’s really handsome…but he’s mine!” *glares at me*

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: “He’s handsome and he’s mine!”

Co-worker: “Uh, medium mocha at the bar?”

Customer: “Oh! That’s mine!” *glares at me* “Like my husband!”

Also seen on: Not Always Right

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