No Fork In The Road For These Two

| Chicago, IL, USA | Dating

(My girlfriend and I are telling one another how much we love each other, and how good a match we are.)

Girlfriend: “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.”

Me: “You’re the peas in my pod.”

Girlfriend: “You’re the mac to my cheese.”

Me: “You’re the fork to my spoon.”

Girlfriend: *excitedly* “We’ll get to have spork babies!”

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