Not Quite Champagne Showers

| Dating

(I’ve just stepped out of the shower, and my boyfriend is rinsing.)

Me: “Wouldn’t you be surprised if I’d switch from water to mustard right now?”

Boyfriend: “No. I wouldn’t be surprised at all.”

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