Nurture Versus Terrifying Nature

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(My boyfriend and I were talking about future children and parenting styles. I am extremely arachnophobic and he is aware of this.)

Boyfriend: “Would you love our kid if they were gay?”

Me: “Of course.”

Boyfriend: “Would you love them if they were an atheist?”

Me: “Sure.”

Boyfriend: “Would you love them if they were an entomologist–” *someone who studies insects* “–with a specialty in arachnids?”

Me: *opens mouth, then slowly closes it and lapses into a long period of silence as he laughs*

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