Older, Not Wiser

| Marriage & Partners

(My husband and I were born 5 days apart. Just after midnight, my husband comes up to me, and gives me a hug and kiss.)

Husband: “Happy birthday.”

Me: “Aw! Thank you! I lov—”

Husband: “You’re now a year older than me!”

(He happy dances off to the kitchen for a drink.)

Me: “You know that—”

Husband: “Shush! Let me enjoy these 5 days when I’m married to an ‘older woman’!”

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