Oooh, So That’s What Marriage Is For

| Flirting, Marriage & Partners

(A guy has been leaning over the counter trying to chat me up while I rang up his purchases. Finally, he notices the rings on my finger.)

Customer: “Oh, you’re married?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Don’t you find that puts guys off?”

Also seen on: Not Always Right.

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