Hanging With The Old Ball And Chain

| Stockholm, Sweden | Dating

(I’m wearing high heels while on a walk with my boyfriend even though I’m not used to them.)

Me: “Slow down! I keep tripping!”

Boyfriend: “Don’t be tripping balls, baby!”

Me: “Stop waving balls in my face.”

Boyfriend: “Never!”

How To Get Star-Wrecked

| MD, USA | Marriage & Partners

(My husband and I are giant nerds, who according to our faith waited until marriage to have sex. This is after we’ve returned from our honeymoon, and are reading the guestbook.)

Husband: “Someone wrote, ‘Enjoy the final frontier’?”

Me: “Well, you did boldly go where no man had gone before.”

Said With The Breast Of Intentions

| El Paso, TX, USA | Flirting/How We Met

(I work front desk at a hotel and frequently have men come and talk to me trying to make conversation. This night I am wearing a bright orange shirt.)

Guest: “Wow I love that color on you… It really brings out your breasts.”

Me: “…Thank you?”