Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 6

| CT, USA | Boyfriend/Girlfriend

(My boyfriend and I work in different departments of the same place. On a night we are both closing, I finish my closing tasks before he does, so I go to sit and wait for him. I open up the new Pokémon Go game and see something.)

Me: “Babe! There’s a Squirtle outside! I’m gonna go walk around the building to see if I can find it!”

Boyfriend: “Here, I don’t have one yet. Take my phone, too!”

(Our manager couldn’t stop laughing at us.)

Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 5
Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 4
Here We Pokémon Go Again, Part 3


Let’s Get Physics(al)

| IN, USA | Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Popular

(My girlfriend and I are in a long distance relationship and haven’t seen each other in a few months. This occurs when we are texting each other, wishing for the ability to teleport.)

Me: “I miss you, too. Stupid physics. Not letting us teleport.”

Girlfriend: “I know.”

Me: “If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.”

Girlfriend: “Oh yeah? Why law enforcement?”

Me: “I feel like getting arrested would put a damper on things.”

Girlfriend: “Arrested for what? What laws are you breaking?”

Me: “The laws of physics!”

Girlfriend: “Okay, You’re a dork.”

Me: “Yup!”

Girlfriend: “But you’re my dork.”

Me: “Exactly. And that’s how it should be. Forever and ever. Until we get a little dork. We’ll pick him-or-her out from the dork store… or from the stork, for short!!”

Girlfriend: “Oh, my god, I love you!”


Magic: The Sneezing

| USA | Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Popular

(My boyfriend and I have been together for six months, and while I have recently told him that I love him, he has asked me if I mind him waiting to say it back until it comes out spontaneously. On this particular night I am sick, and we are texting back and forth. I have said something silly, and he is teasing me for it.)

Me: “Stop it. I’m ill. You shouldn’t make fun of an ill person.”

Boyfriend: “But it’s so easy!”

Me: “Watch it or I’ll come over there and sneeze on everything you love!”

Boyfriend: “You wouldn’t!”

Me: “I’ll sneeze on your cat, your Legos, and your Magic cards!”

Boyfriend: “Not my Magic cards!” *pause* “You would need to sneeze on yourself as well.”

Me: “Huh?” *realizing what he has just said* “Ooooh…”

(And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how my dork of a boyfriend told me he loves me!)