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A Weighty Issue, Part 2

| AB, Canada | Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Popular

(My boyfriend has just gotten home from work. I mention I have to go shopping tonight. I’ve recently had some health problems and the medication has caused me to gain quite a bit of weight.)

Boyfriend: “Why?”

Me: “Because I’m fat and I need new clothes.”

Boyfriend: “You’re not fat.”

Me: “The fact that I need bigger clothes begs to differ.”

Boyfriend: *pauses, and I think I’ve stumped him, when finally…* “That just means you’re growing up!”

Me: *dies laughing*

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A Weighty Issue

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Will Have Something To Say In The Comments About This

| USA | Boyfriend/Girlfriend

(My (now ex) girlfriend and I were long distance. This conversation happens after she hasn’t replied to me after a while.)

Me: “You there?”

Girlfriend: “Ya, sorry. I was watching YouTube.”

Me: “Why won’t you just talk to me then?”

Girlfriend: “Youtuubbbbeee.”

Me: “Are you cheating on me with YouTube?”

Girlfriend: “It’s not you; it’s me.”

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With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 21

| Santa Monica, CA, USA | Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Popular

Me: “You make me happy.”

Boyfriend: “You make me bacon. Which is basically the same thing.”

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With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 20
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 19
With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 18