Pet Names Unleashed

| UK | Dating, Young Love

(I’m working at a very crowded mall when a teenage girl yells in my direction.)

Teenage girl: “Where are you, my dumb pig?!”

Me: “Sorry, what are you looking for?”

Teenage girl: “My dumb pig disappeared. I left him right here and told him to wait for me.”

Me: “You left your pig here? Why wasn’t it on a leash?”

Teenage girl: “Not the animal kind of pig, my boyfriend!”

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