Sickeningly Honest

| Dating

(I’ve been sick and sleeping most of the day for the last week. My girlfriend has been taking good care of me. She brings me some cold medicine.)

Me: “Babe, you’re my hero!”

Girlfriend: *deadpan* “I’m not a hero. I just want to get laid!”

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