Someone’s Not Getting Any Tonight

| Nashville, TN, USA | Dating

Customer: “I like these glasses. They make me look more smarter!”

Customer’s boyfriend: “Yeah, well looks can be deceiving.”

Also seen on: Not Always Right.

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