Sorry I Asked

| Gorham, ME, USA | Family/Kids, Young Love

(I notice an older woman and her twenty-something long-haired son struggling to find a certain brush in our hair care aisle.)

Me: “Can I help you with anything?”

Mother: “Help me? Help ME? The only way you could help me is to make my Fabio son over here stop dating thirteen year old girls!”

Also seen on: Not Always Right.

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