Speechless In Savannah

| Flirting

Me: “Hello, sir. This is Kristy and I’m calling to let you know the book you ordered has come in.”

Customer: “Can I ask your name?”

Me: “Um, Kristy?”

Customer: “Well Kristy, I’m Steve. We’ve never met, but I can tell by your voice that you’re a beautiful person with pretty eyes. And I’m going to tell you that in the years you work at that store, one day a guy will come in and it might be me, but I won’t tell you my name so you’ll never know it was me and you’ll always think, ‘I wonder if that was that Steve guy?’ But if you guess, I’ll take you out to dinner. You have a good day now.”

Me: “…”

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