Take Me Gout

| Philadelphia, PA, USA | Dating, Long Distance

(My boyfriend has been working in NYC for a couple weeks and we haven’t gotten to see each other.)

Me: “I miss gout.”

Boyfriend: “I miss gout, too!”

Me: “AUTOCORRECT!”

Boyfriend: “You mean you don’t miss gout? Then why am I eating all this liver?!”

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