Telling Your Ex-Husband Straight

| San Jose, CA, USA | Exes/Old Flames, LGBTQ

(I encounter my ex-wife while we’re both Christmas shopping.)

Me: “Have you done a Katy Perry like you said you would when we split?”

Her: “Yes. I did more than just kiss a girl, actually. I’m in love with one. We moved in together last month.”

(I pause to digest that information.)

Me: “I told you for years while we were married that women were the superior gender.”

Her: “Yes, but back then I didn’t believe you!”

Fathers Just Have To Be Told Straight

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