With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 2

| Philadelphia, PA, USA | Dating

(My boyfriend and I order a couple of bacon cheeseburgers. He offers to pay.)

Me: “Thank you, hon. I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I love you, too.”

Me: “Of course you love me, you’re buying me bacon!”

(The cashier cracks up and gives us one of their collectable cups for free, for being ‘sufficiently adorable’.)

With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility

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